liamcausingmepayne:

i don’t know when i went from a normal functioning teenage girl to a creature of the night that cried over a boyband

what people say teenage years involve:

• partying
• sneaking out
• getting drunk
• hooking up with random people

what mine involved:

• eating
• sleeping
• blogging
• crying
• fangirling

6 stages of fangirling

hananananargh:

1. discovery
   “who is that sex god and why haven’t i noticed him before”
2. research
   “i have to find out everything about him omg what is his full name what is his birthday do you think he has a wife does he have children does he like jam does he like cats i wonder what photos there are of him is he even real omg”
3. obsession
   “i love him so much omg what you like him too no you can’t have him he’s mine no i must collect everything relevant to him i need it all he’s mine MINE”
4. plotting
   “hello google can i have a recipe for the strongest love potion in the world thank you or can you just give me a list of ways to successfully seduce a man that’d be great”“  
5. depression
   “i hate you you’ve ruined my entire life why are you so perfect why don’t you know me why does everything suck omg my life is over and it’s all your fault”
6. acceptance 
   “i have accepted that i will never know you but i will continuously love you and i am okay with that” 

Being single:

itotallyrelate:

Most of the time it’s like

But you have your moments, now it’s like

icanrelate.info

Most asian parents are never satisfied.

asdfghjklsteph:

If you’re fat, they complain, if you’re skinny they complain. If you get an A+ they say you can do better, if you get an F say hello to death. If you eat too much, they call you fat, if you don’t eat, they threaten you. If you prove them wrong, they scream at you, if you don’t say anything, they scream at you. Ugh. 

Trying to see if you have supernatural powers

itotallyrelate:

Expectation:

Reality: